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Small Earthquake Registers In Texas Due To Number Of Liberals Literally Shaking After Beto Loss

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Small Earthquake Registers In Texas Due To Number Of Liberals Literally Shaking After Beto Loss
TEXAS—Progressive rock star Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke lost his bid for Senate against incumbent Ted Cruz Tuesday— despite having deployed a war chest of $70 million toward his efforts—leaving liberals across Texas “literally shaking” so powerfully that it resulted in a magnitude 2.8 earthquake, seismologists con …
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